Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Punch Out

Looks like we got a release date for Punch Out, May 18th, 2009. In the meantime check out the trailer.

D-bag of the week is...



just because I hate looking at his face

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Nike "Fresh Water" Pack



Nike.com just dropped the Fresh Water Pack including the Air Griffey Max Retro, Air Max 95, and Air Force 2 Hi. I got a strange feeling I'll be seeing a lot of Air Griffey Max Retros this summer in Seattle.

Air Jordan Fusion 9

The White & Carolina blues are dropping on 4/11



Here are the Black/Varsity Red-Dark charcoals which drop on 5/9



Last but not least are the Black/Red-White which are getting released 6/6.



These shoes will be retailed at $160.


My New J's

Picked these bad boys up at Niketown in Caesar's



These are the Air Jordan Phat Lows, not to be confused with the AFJ3's (which I have in the mids). :)

Periodic Table of Video Game Characters


Spotted at daily drop

LeBron is ridiculous

I'm on a boat

88 keys- stay up featuring kanye

Eastbound & Down



This show is fuckin' awesome. Do yourself a favor and check it out. Official site link

And this is a clip of Kenny Powers dancing while he's high on ecstacy.

Picture this face..



but minus 4 teeth! Looks like the boy lost some of his grill due to a golf cart accident. WTF right? Check it out.

No word if they found the missing teeth

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Air Yeezy's


Sin City

When I get my card activated I'm back to ...

I'm flying Thursday morning with a little layover in San Francisco. This time of year is always great because it's March Madness and college spring break. Not to mention, I get to spend a little time away from this shitty Washington weather. I will be making one bet, it's a longshot but....the Mariners are 50-1 odds to win the AL Pennant. This will be the best $20 ever spent...in Vegas...on a bet...sorta. ha!

Kidz In The Hall

Got a degree so they call me artsy

This is the first song I heard from Kidz In The Hall and instantly became a fan. These dudes from Chicago are dope. Check out this video "Until The Wheelz Fall off"

And a bonus video, I got it made 09

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Sunday, March 8, 2009

College Humor Show

So i'm watching The College Humor Show and seriously lost it when I saw this..

Prank War 7: Half Million Dollar Shot

This is my type of prank. One because I always wanted to shoot a half court shot for half a mil and I'd love to set this up on some of my friends. This shit goes down at the Maryland game. Video courtesy of the good folks at college humor.

Again--having trouble posting the video so I'll hit you with the link.

Hangover Juice

How To Cure A Hangover
How To Cure A Hangover

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Kanye @ VH1 Storytellers

If you know me, you know I love Kanye's music. I'm actually the VH1 storytellers right now.

Here's one of my favorite Kanye songs, "Flashing Lights". Having some trouble embedding the performance video so you're going to have to use the link. Sorry bros.

Just For Courtney


aka Lohan who loves Madonna. This is for you bud.






Q & A

I think Bill Simmons says it best regarding Facebook Status Updates. Here's the Q & A from his mailbag.

Q: Can you think of the sports equivalent of the spouses of buddies whose Facebook friend-request you accepted who constantly update their status on the topic of taking care of their kids? Like "Jenn is watching her little ones nap" and "Sarah is playing 'Bob the Builder' with her kids! Yay!" As a 28-year-old unmarried man, it's not that I don't appreciate females or motherhood, it's just that I don't care. For the same reason that I don't update my status with "Kully just put on jock itch cream."-- Kully, Guangzhou, China

SG: Wouldn't the sports equivalent be like ending up with an undesirable throw-in for an NBA trade (aka Marcus Banks)? The more interesting angle for me is how Twitter and Facebook reflect where our writing is going thanks to the Internet. In 15 years, writing went from "reflecting on what happened and putting together some coherent thoughts" to "reflecting on what happened as quickly as possible" to "reflecting on what's happening as it's happening" to "here are my half-baked thoughts about absolutely anything and I'm not even going to attempt to entertain you," or as I like to call it, Twitter/Facebook Syndrome. Do my friends REALLY CARE if I send out an update, "Bill is flying on an airplane finishing a mailbag right now?" (Which is true, by the way.) I just don't think they would. I certainly wouldn't. That's why I refuse to use Twitter.As for Facebook, I don't mind getting status updates and snapshots of what my friends' lives are like -- even if "Bob the Builder" is prominently involved -- as long as they aren't posting 10 times a day or writing something uncomfortable about their spouse/boyfriend like "(Girl's name) is … trying to remember the last time she looked at her husband without wanting to punch him in the face" or "(Girl's name) is … just going to keep eating, it's not like I have sex anymore." Keep me out of your personal business, please. Other than that, the comedy of status updates can be off the charts. Like my college classmate who sends out status updates so overwhelmingly mundane and weird that my buddies and I forward them to each other, then add fake responses like, "(Guy's name) … snapped and killed a drifter tonight" and "(Guy's name) … would hang myself if the ceilings in my apartment weren't too short." It kills us. We can't get enough of it. We have been doing it for four solid months. And really, that's what Facebook is all about -- looking at photos of your friend's kids or any reunion or party, making fun of people you never liked and searching for old hook-ups and deciding whether you regret the hook-up or not. That's really it. All in all, I like Facebook.

Gangsta's Paradise

Or not so much for Coolio. Looks like he got into some trouble. Link

Scheyerface

Got this hilarious email at work courtesy of TC. I found it pretty entertaining and if you hate Duke, you will too.

Enjoy!

The Glory That Was Operation Scheyerface



Yes, Duke beat Maryland in a key ACC men's basketball matchup on Wednesday, but sometimes the most important victories are not won on the court, but in the stands. Behold: Operation Scheyerface, v2.0.

Operation Scheyerface was conceived as a Facebook group by Maryland student Jimmy Johnston, who quickly organized a small army of 1,100 Maryland fans armed with computer images of Duke guard Jon Scheyer for Wednesday's game. From the page:

Duke guard Jon Scheyer makes possibly the funkiest facial expressions of all time while playing basketball. Therefore, we shall make fun of him. Did this two years ago and we won, so let's follow the lead of the lady terps and do it again!

This time, we need everyone to print out one black and white scheyerface (or more since I'm sure people will miss this) from the end of this description and taunt him. It doesn't matter which one, just pick one. If you are on the wall, I'm pretty sure shooting 2nd half free throws into a wall of Scheyerfaces would work to perfection.

Witness the result above.

It's the next step in fan evolution, I suppose, from the big-head sign craze, made popular at Marquette, and transferred to Indiana when Tom Crean moved to the Hoosier state.

Who knows what crazy shit we'll seen in the stands in the future? (Note to NCAA: Do not ban these signs for the NCAA Tournament. Big mistake if you do).

Of course, Operation Scheyerface didn't work exactly as planned: Scheyer hit a key 3-pointer with 1:54 remaining in the Blue Devils' 78-67 win.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

OJAYZSIS




We've all seen Mash-ups (Linkin Park vs Jay-z) but this is one of my faves. Jay-z & Oasis surprisingly called OJAYZSIS. Cookin' Soul did the production on this beast. Do yourself a favor and download this masterpiece.
Courtesy of 2DOPEBOYZ and Cookin' Soul.




Jessica Alba



and her melons.



Courtesy of the good folks at Socialite Life.

Welcome!

Thought i'd do a little introduction to COFFidential. Basically it's going to be all over the place (that's what she said) with topics ranging from sports, music, funny stuff and some everyday stuff. Those who get my random emails will find this entertaining.